I like love and happiness and chocolate at much as the next human, but I hate seeing pink in February (especially now that the Great Pink Candy Aisle rears its ugly head January 2nd…).
You’re free to give this to your honey if you wish, although I can’t take any responsibility for what their reaction will be. You might get smooches, but I make no guarantees.
Best case scenario? Probably cupcakes, but they might be poisoned. Watch your back, Casanova.
And I am totally double dipping. Don’t get mad. You’re still the favorite.