Initiating hermit sequence. 3,2,1…
I was never able to remember which months have 30 days and which ones have 31. A girlfriend tried to teach me some sort of trick where you sound the months off while counting your knuckles, but I ended up just playing with the tendons that pop out and turn white when I make a fist… But according to my fancy-schmancy computer, April has 31 days.
Thank GOD.
The deadline for completing the rough draft of my current novel is May 1st. I thought I was doing pretty well. I thought I was on track. I thought I had time.
After some investigation, however, I’ve discovered I’m actually less than halfway through the story, less than halfway to my word count and I’m feeling less and less confident about meeting my deadline.
But I do have a spectacular stubborn streak when I can conjure it, and I think we’ve almost struck that gritty, balls-to-the-wall gold.
Will I meet this stupidly impossible self-imposed deadline?
Oh my, yes.
It might be paved with caffeine, sleep deprivation and nervous breakdowns, but I’ll see you in May with a manuscript in hand.
March 31st, 2008 at 9:06 pm
What kind of computer do you got? April has 30 days.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
@Jason Head: Well, shoot. …wishful thinking?
April 18th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Wow, I’m glad I’m not the only adult out there that doesn’t know which months have 31 vs. 30 days
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